Fertility, luck, success, heals organizations, couples, lottery grids, disputes with mothers-in-law, arranges your annual reviews, your bonuses, protection against coaches and dogmatic gurus, curse removal, solves unknown problems, your family problems, your financial and social troubles, exams, loneliness, possesses infallible powers over the return of loved ones, pure and sincere doctors.
For Scrumday 2015 (it’s tomorrow and Friday !), finally the whole truth about Agile. With Doctor Christophe (Agile? You said Agile ? How Agile it is…) let’s put the truth back at the center of the kitchen table. Facing the impostors of the coach clinic, from 5pm to 6pm, we will distribute the secrets of our potions.
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Our Famous Potions
- “the power of coercion”
- “making people happy through oppression”
- “succeed in your agile transformation in one week”
- “one certified agilist is worth two”
- “a good agile coach is a dead coach”
- “finally agile without leaving dev”
- “make an example to keep them in line”
- “team serenity through the smokescreen of indicators”
- “distribute pompous titles to value people”
- “bonuses: the key to productivity”
- “measure a product’s value by the number of lines of code”
and finally, the incredible, the mysterious, the indefinable, at last revealed in Europe, “secret estimation formula”.
See You Tomorrow
5pm-6pm facing the ignominious “coach clinic” supposedly agile. Come with your dollars $ $ $